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8/28/2007 ..it will be fine....D-day has arrived! ARG! Ok. So I've had some useful advice. "Don't sit in the middle of the plane or the engine will make you deaf..." that one was from mum. It'll be fine. This plane with propellors will be fine. It will work and take off and land and all the bits in between will be fine. It will be fine. Everything is fine.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 8/27/2007 Poo from a well fed aminal (yes, aminal. It's a much nicer word)I'm in hell. I'm trying to pack. Trying to suss out what to wear every day until Sunday is just way too much hard work. I've got a sensible-sized suitcase which took about half an hour to choose a few weeks ago. Why didn't I buy the big-as-a-house suitcase????? Dammit. I'm doing that rolling-everything-up thing that I've been told to do by so many. WHY? It's not like it's greatly increasing the size of my case now is it? I bought some trousers on Saturday but when I tried them on again this morning I realised that I had convinced myself that they had fitted. Where was my head on Saturday? Er. They were HUGE!!! What planet was I on? Did I look in a magic mirror which convinced me to purchase these items? I was seduced by the "oooh you can wear your new heels with these trousers..... the length is perfect....forget the fact that you could fit several of you in the waistband....". Clearly I was seduced by the length. Not for the first time. Ehem. So, I stomped back to town this morning and got a refund. The shop did in fact try to give me an extra £3 but I foolishly said "oh, sorry, don't you want the student discount you gave me back?". Er. WHY did I do that? I could have bought, say, a nice sudoku book for that extra £3 for when I'm bored and lonely in my hotel room...! (That was a joke. I'd much rather a mixed puzzle book.... but that's by the by). I then went straight into Boots and promptly spent the refund cash on make up and travel accessories. You know those dinky little bottles you can buy? HAD to have a couple (and a nice shower sponge that I simply couldn't have done without. Yeah, right). And that was the point of this little ramble. My washbag appears to take up half of my suitcase...! Good job I bought those little bottles or the situation would have been dire. And, of course, I needed some nice new mascara for 'extra super luscious lashes' or something...? Like I have a clue how to obtain these marvellous results when applying said muck. But it'll make me feel grown up right?! The mascara is "Brown Black" so I'll just look like I've smeared poo from a well fed animal on my lashes... in fact, that idea is certainly cheaper!!! I predict a minor suitcase crisis..... my nice new dressing gown which I simply HAD to purchase (well, I have to maintain modesty if the fire alarm goes off - I'm sounding more like my mother every day - plus I want to swish it around, whilst wearing it, in my room to feel superior - it's the small things that count) mightn't fit in the case. Is it a sacrifice I'll be willing to take? It's a tough tough world. Ok ok. So I'm just putting on the inevitable. I'll get back to it now. After a cuppa and a slice of toast. Don't want to be all stressed out now after all....!!! I wonder if there's an afternoon film on.....! xxx p.s. my horoscope today says.: To make up one's own mind is never an easy task. For you, dear Virgo, it is particularly difficult. Today, something in the air will enable you to unify your thoughts. You will be able to make decisions fairly easily. But if you can't make up your mind on a certain subject, feel free to think a bit longer before you decide. There is no need to rush into anything. Well in that case I think I'll DEFINATELY have a cuppa....! x 8/24/2007 My Spider Plant has gone crazyHurrah! It's bank holiday weekend! Woohoo! Sooooooooooo much to do. Obviously I won't pack until right at the last minute on Monday because it's a tradition I have whenever I go away! If you leave it to the last minute then you don't have time to change your mind about what you've put in your case! That's my theory and I'm sticking to it! I'm shockingly lazy. I emptied my tank of living things when, Tuesday? And I've STILL not emptied it of water!! Was ill on Wednesday (lesson learned that's for sure!) and yesterday I just felt like snoozing as soon as I got in. What's my excuse today? That I've got to wait in tomorrow for a delivery so I ought to have something to do.... not that I've got to clean the flat from top to bottom, finish this Sage course, start my new OU course, visit the library (almost forgot that one...oh poo, hope the delivery arrives early)... yawn. I'm tired just thinking about it. I think I'll have a snooze in preparation... Blimey, I'm going to miss this Windows Live Writer thingie. Need to find me a laptop to take with me quick. Severing my access to the Internet for longer than a day will be a shock to the system.....it doesn't bear thinking about. Oh, incidentally, would anyone like a spider plant? I have a spider plant which, once I discovered it would grow if I watered it, has had a trillion babies. Ok, more like 14. But it seems to be going for it! I can't chop them off and throw them away because that'd be murder! (No, I'm not being dramatic. Much. Get this - I've even begun to chuck teeny tiny spiders out of the window instead of squishing them.... That's it! Chuck the spider plant babies out of the window! Sorted! Now that's logic for you). 8/23/2007 And the shrimp went on a new adventureIt was with a heavy heart that I had to say goodbye to my last remaining fish and two shrimp. Ah, ok, so I wasn't sad really. I've donated them to my boss - there's no point me running a fish tank if I'm hardly going to be home to actually feed the little blighters. I keep eyeing up my suitcase and wonder "how on earth am I going to pack everything I need in there?!"... I swear, it's going to be an interesting challenge. Well, I suppose I'd better get on with sorting out my flat and emptying the tank... yawn.... 8/18/2007 Woah there with the rabbit food....It's been a week of firsts! Ok, so we had the high heels the other day and I'm still recovering (I think walking up the hill to work in them after lunch was not the thing to do).... but I will not be defeated dammit! So anyway, today we have another premier..... For the first time in my life...as in the first time EVER in all my years of, um, being me.... I actually ordered a salad for lunch. Yes. You have read that correctly. Me of the "salad is just pointless you may as well go outside and eat grass" school of thought. But fear not - I am not on some silly diet which requires you to eat like a rabbit (or gerbil/hamster/guinea pig - delete as appropriate). Oh no! For some reason completely unknown to me I just 'fancied' a chicken and bacon salad (with honey and mustard dressing).... Shocker? I did leave the cherry tomatoes however. They are just wrong. Tomatoes are evil. Fact. 8/17/2007 The 'ruin food' diet is popular in my household...Ok. My cooking skills reached a new low this evening. I overcooked my jacket potato in the microwave and it was, well, totally inedible. Had to throw it away. Oops :-s Still, the runner beans I cooked were vaguely ok so all was not entirely lost... 8/15/2007 Weird DreamI had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I went to visit my mum and it turns out that she and my stepdad re-married (you know, one of those "ach I still love you Mrs Stevens" "love you too Mr Stevens" reaffirmation jobbies) and had a big shindig....but didn't invite me!!! I wonder what THAT was about! Maybe I ought to give my mother a call today...
Happy hump day! Ramble rambleMy freezer was STILL defrosting when I woke up on Saturday morning!! It took almost 24 hours!!! I did, however, discover some of those freezer block things you put in a cool bag so that was a bonus! Not that I ever use a cold bag mind. Ho hum.
Saturday was pretty ace. MW came down and we ended up sat in a pub oggling the local men. Well I'm sorry, but if they WILL sit in my eyeline what were we supposed to do?! We ended up going out on the lash and meeting up with an old friend. We wandered along to Mambo and it actually stank of wee inside.... seriously! Wee. Nice. And for some reason we just remained sober! It was amusing really because we went upstairs and basically people watched. There was a party of women dressed as cowgirls - most of them quite young - and there were some reasonably old men just perving at them. It was very funny. Earlier in the night, back in the Hop and Grapes (or is it the Hope and Grope?!) this really old guy with the biggest belly you'll have ever seen danced over to us (you could see him thinking "I'm hot stuff baby yeah!" to the music) and tried to get me to dance with him. Noooooooo. It was very grim. But ever so slightly amusing. He then circled the pub accosting all the women! Haha! I guess it's a little sad, really, thinking about it :(
Right, last push for concentration at work before I leave to be fixed by the osteopath. Yawn.
8/10/2007 There was a small penguin...How domesticated is this? I'm defrosting my freezer. Yep. But not my big ol' freezer - my teeny freezer in my fridge.... I tried to get out some peas the other day and found the whole thing had turned into an ice cave. I couldn't actually get my hand beyond the icicles so figured it might be time to sort it out. I have, however, discovered an igloo and a small penguin in there. Oh ok. So I didn't really. But it made it marginally more interesting for a short while pretending. The annoying thing is that it's taking way longer than when I defrost my normal freezer. I don't know why. It's very very boring. Yawn. 8/5/2007 Potential solution to yesterday's "where are...." questionWell I had a little think about what I said on yesterday's blog and I've had a potential brain wave. Join the local sea anglers club. I'm not fazed by fish guts (so long as I don't have to touch them) and wouldn't mind discovering ragworm or lugworm in my freezer (so long as they were in their own compartment). See? Ideal.
8/4/2007 Today's important question (for women anyway)As I stomped to the bottom of town and back today I pondered an important question. "Where have all the real men gone?". As I passed man after man of pretty hair (all on the slant like there's a wind coming at them with force from one side) all looking like they work in a hairdressers (well, once upon a time it was mainly male hairdressers took their time over their hair - no, I'm not being sterotypical, I'm being factual) I wondered where those men are that look great without having to take half an hour first. Those men who used to play football or rugby, or, I don't know, mountain climb, without wondering if they can fit moisturiser in their 'man bags'. Once upon a time they would shrug off a broken bone caused by a heavy sport but now it's all "damn, my nail's chipped, I'll have to get my girlfriend to give me a manicure". Ok. So I'm exaggerating ever so slightly (it's my duty to do so on a sunny Saturday). But, really, take me to the place where real men live?!
And on that note, I was inspired to book a hair appointment for next week! |
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