A pregnant sheep smashed a pair of French windows - when headbutting its reflection in Sidmouth Devon.

The Sun, Saturday 1st March 2008

"Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo!".  That's the sound of the Holiday Inn fire alarm at 2am.  I'm desperately trying not to raid my minibar fridge thingie.  There are maltesers in there....  perfect for ten-to-three munching.  Plus I need something to save me from the repeat of Jeremy Kyle, which isn't about odd ugly couples screaming at each other because one of them slept with the others best friend's dad's sister tonight.  Nope, on this one Jeremy is having a jolly to Kenya to meet a lady who created an orphanage for children with HIV and AIDs.  Now I'm not entirely sure how Jeremy is going to help them with his microphone and marriage counsellor but he did get to see an elephant.